"You know, I watch House of Cards. I haven’t seen Scandal yet, but Michelle has watched Scandal. I have to tell ya… life in Washington is a little more boring than displayed on the screen."
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sleeping-with-sirens-omf:

HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’

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young-wild-but-saudi:

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Brooklyn teen gang - the jokers 1959